Real English Six-allergic to

I got a text from my neighbor the other night.

Here is our text correspondence:

10:45 pm Thursday

Neighbor: I just came back from a business trip to Kanazawa.  I got you a souvenir. Are you home now? Can I bring it over?

6:15 am Friday

Me: Sorry for the late reply! I didn't see your mail until just now! I went to sleep at 10:30 last night...

I will pick it up on my way home from work tonight.  Is that cool?

8:30 am Friday

Neighbor:  That's not necessary.  My wife said that she will bring it over to your house and give it to your wife when she goes out this afternoon.  Hope you enjoy it!

When I got home, one whole crab was waiting for me!!!

I was surprised, and I remembered that he said, 

"Kanazawa is famous for crab!", a few weeks ago when we were out.

I was ecstatic, because I love crab!! 

I know simple boiled crab is best, but I also like crab cakes because they are easy to eat!

There is only one problem with crab...and that is...my wife is allergic to crab!

That's too bad for her!  

And she really missed out on the fun, because it was delicious and I ate it all by myself!

Speaking of allergies, my nose hurts!!!

I have hay fever, and according to the news reports and my nose, the hay fever season has already arrived...